We checked into our rooms at the Holiday Inn in Lusaka, Zambia. I immediately unpacked my suitcase, placing toiletries in the bathroom, hanging clothes in the closet, and generally making the room appear very lived in. I proceeded to open all drawers, just to make sure I knew what was where. In the top drawer of the nightstand was a Bible placed there by the Gideons (not surprising) and three premium Rough Rider Studded Extra Sensation condoms (surprising). Complements of the Gideons as well?