"You Can’t Miss It"

Anytime someone says these words, I have to laugh. Usually out loud. The gate agent/transportation coordinator/woman in uniform said these words to the man in front of me when he asked where terminal “F” was. In fact, she said, “Go up these stairs, turn around, walk straight past McDonald’s, look for an alley on the left, you can’t miss it. Terminal F.” In my head I was thinking, “Actually he probably can miss it. So many things can be missed. Let’s make a list.

Missed connection, flight (see below) or otherwise. Craig has capitalized on this.
Missed opportunity.
Missed call.
Missed reservation.
Missed period.
Missed class.
Missed love.”

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