in the cubicle next to me at work…

“I failed to notice that on your application you checked you had been convicted of a crime.”
“No, that doesn’t necessarily prevent you from being hired, but I can’t read the explanation underneath.”
“Possession of a deadly weapon? Oh. I see. Uhm. What was the weapon?”
“A rooster? Did you just say a rooster?”
“Someone from Texas sent your son a rooster for Easter?”
“The SPCA did what? They came to your house and killed the rooster?”
“They put you in jail for 8 days? For possession of a rooster? Okay.”

A likely story. I can’t wait to meet our new Bird Lady employee. Awesome.

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