I recently had the opportunity to drive hours through central California with nothing but the radio to entertain me. In one particularly remote area, my channel selection was limited to 4 choices: country, country, country, or country. I chose country. One song captured my attention, not just for its catchy tune, but also because of its delightful lyrics:

She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them pantyhose ain’t gonna last too long
If the dj puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a tablecloth
Yea, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Yea, tequila makes her clothes fall off.