…was the name of the woodworker the couple next to me was discussing.
“I just wish he would get some teeth,” he said.
“He does good work; it shouldn’t matter what he looks like,” she countered. “Besides, dental work can be expensive. Maybe he can’t afford it.”
“Hell, if George Washington could carve dentures out of wood then surely Toothless Dean can. He is a woodworker after all…”