“Are you a member of our frequent buyer program?” he asked me as I purchased several birthday cards.
“No,” I said as I handed him cash.
“Would you like to be?”
I thought. One more card to keep up with. I join all these programs then lose the cards. “Sure.”
“You know, we have locations everywhere, not just in San Francisco. Even in the Midwest.”
I look like I’m from the Midwest? Oh, Lord.