Emily handed me the tissue-wrapped package. I laughed because I already knew what it was; earlier in the day she had shown me the purses she had brought back from Argentina and asked me what color I wanted.

I feigned surprise. “I love it! It’s the perfect color!” We laughed and she instructed me to look inside. I opened the purse; I beheld my favorite brand of lip balm, which surprisingly you can only buy outside of the US, and a small black box, vaguely familiar.

I know it’s a Greek tradition to include money inside a new purse, is it an Argentinean one to include condoms? I looked at her somewhat perplexed.

“They’re not condoms – read the package!” she giggled.

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