My head was about to burst. Must. . . have. . . Advil. . . now. . .
I found a travel packet of Advil. Four tablets. Perfect.
The clerk, trying to be helpful, explained that the Advil came with a cup. Huh? Never mind. Advil. Now. I can drink from my hand in the women’s bathroom.
I opened the package. Sure enough, there behind the two packets of dual Advil, was a paper cup. No, really an envelope. Printed with these words, “DRINKING CUP. ANOTHER INNOVATIVE IDEAS FOR THE “PEOPLE ON THE GO” Mechanical Servants, Inc. Melrose Park, IL 60160″
Please. An envelope disguised as a drinking cup is NOT an innovative idea. It’s an envelope, for God’s sake…