No, those pants don’t make you look fat.

I only buy it for the articles.

Honey, size doesn’t matter.

You’re the best I’ve ever had.

I’m doing this for your own good.

The check’s in the mail.

He wore a white turtleneck, white pants, white shoes, and white gloves. Taped to his body were dozens of sayings, all heard, many uttered. He was a walking white lie.

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