Teenage Girl 1: So, like, why does Iraq hate us?
Teenage Girl 2: Because we’re all in their country.
TG1: No we’re not.
TG2: Well, we’re in the Middle East.
TG1: But, it’s not like the Middle East is connected to Iraq or anything.
TG2: Then I don’t know why they’re, like, so upset.
TG1: Yeah. We should be all 60ish and stuff. You know. Peace and love.