Overheard

Teenage Girl 1: So, like, why does Iraq hate us?

Teenage Girl 2: Because we’re all in their country.

TG1: No we’re not.

TG2: Well, we’re in the Middle East.

TG1: But, it’s not like the Middle East is connected to Iraq or anything.

TG2: Then I don’t know why they’re, like, so upset.

TG1: Yeah. We should be all 60ish and stuff. You know. Peace and love.