Dae-Han-Min-Guk!
This is the cheer for Korea’s soccer team. I think it means “Korea!” or “Go Korea!” or something like that. My students taught it to me. On each syllable, you wave your hands forward then backward, then clap 4 times. At so-yae this morning, the grandfathers were talking about the upcoming Korea v. Poland match. Without thinking, I did the cheer. It’s all I’ve read about in the diaries, all I’ve heard in between classes for the last week. They were silent. Then begged me to teach them. As I was showing them what to do, I thought to myself, something’s wrong with this picture…. The miguk is teaching the Koreans the Korean national soccer cheer. I hope I’ve got it right….
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In The News…
World Cup highlights are on every station. This game. That stadium. The festivities. The events. And the teams.Tonight the camera spanned from team to team, focusing on the intense last minute training that is occuring at various fields throughout the country. Then, it focused on Team USA. Sightseeing. Not training. I was so proud of our team. The Koreans I was with laughed. “Only USA, no train! Ha ha ha!”
I think it’s wonderful, that our boys are taking advantage of the opportunity to see more than just the stadiums while here. Go USA!
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As I Was Writing…
I had to stop and think of just the perfect word. I glanced up, I glanced sideways, I chewed on my pen. I took the pen out of my mouth. I stared at its blueness. I read the words imprinted on the pen. Then I really read them. “Live Color (brand name of pen) – for better personality and sensibility.” That’s all it takes? I want a case! -
Joke’s On Ju(ice)
I love juice. Give me any type of fruit juice and I’m happy. I’ve tried some interesting versions since I’ve been here. Green plum juice is my new favorite. But the crushed pear isn’t bad. Nor the red berry that looks like cranberry on the package, but isn’t, juice.On my way home from teaching, I usually stop at my local corner store and grab a bottle (or two) of water, and a bottle of juice. The proprietor, easily 70 years old, always laughs at me and says, “Wa-ta party!” as I pay him. It’s our little joke. Except I don’t understand it.
The other night, I grabbed the familiar large green bottle of plum juice, a couple of waters, laughed, paid, and headed home. As I sat down to my computer I poured a glass of juice. Wait a minute, this smells funny. I looked at the bottle more closely. This isn’t plum juice, it’s, it’s, it’s, *aloe* juice. I was hesitant to taste it. I was raised to smear aloe on burns, not drink it. Well, I’ve got a full bottle of this, I might as well try it. It wasn’t bad. Sweet. And, pulpy. Little aloe leaves suspended throughout the glass. But not bad. By the end of the bottle I was quite fond of my mistake.
Today, on the way to school, I stopped at C-Space to grab a small bottle of aloe juice to take to class with me. I saw the familiar green bottle, paid the clerk, and continued to school. Once there, I settled down to grade papers, opened my bottle, and took a sip. I almost spit it out. What was this? I looked at the label more closely. No, it wasn’t aloe juice. It wasn’t plum juice. It was pine bud drink. If it had not had the word drink printed clearly on it in both English and Korean I would have questioned whether it was fit for consumption or not. It tastes what I would expect Pine Sol to taste like, had I ever tried it. Wait a minute…. I wonder if I could clean my floors with this….
I guess the moral of this story is that not all that is green is plum. Or, I need to read the (warning) label more carefully. Or something like that.
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Go Senegal!
I’m getting excited. Really excited. I’m not a big soccer fan, but I love a party. And the World Cup seems like it will be just that.I watched Senegal defeat France tonight. What caught me by surprise was my excitement, not at the sport, but at the fans. Beautiful, beautiful fans. From all over the world. The French, the Irish, the Saudis, the Indonesians, the Senegalese, the Americans, the Chinese… I came from San Francisco. Where I would venture to guess the majority of the world’s countries have representatives. Korea is homogeneous. I miss the variety.
I have tickets to see the USA play Portugal on Wednesday. Then to see Senegal take on Denmark on Thursday. I want Senegal to score a goal on Thursday. At least one. Because I want to see, in person, that dance they did. Throw the shirt on the ground, form a circle, shuffle, shuffle, back, forward, all with grins from ear to ear. I can’t wait.
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Terrible. Terrible.
One of the students’ recent assignments was to write a classic 5 paragraph essay. We created the outline in class; the students were to develop it into an essay for homework. The topic was Korea – Introduction, Geography, History, Culture, Conclusion. Most of the essays were pretty similar. Korea is a peninsula. It is surrounded by an east sea, a south sea, and a west sea. There are many beautiful mountains in Korea. Korea has fought in many wars. Korean traditional dress is the hanbok. Koreans love to eat kimchi.But today, I read an essay that was not only well written, but more interesting than usual. This student had highlighted many historical facts that others had not. He not only listed the wars Korea had fought, but gave an anecdote to accompany each. This was my favorite:
“MyongNaRa was a war with China. They attacked Korea and a lot of people died. They stole pigs and beautiful girls. Korea’s king had to bow 20 times. It was terrible, terrible.”
It made me wonder, why did the Chinese decide only to steal pigs and beautiful girls?
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Yet Another Trip
I try, I really try, to stay at home and do “practical” things on my days off. Pay bills (at the post office), clean the house (sans Pine Sol or any other recognizable cleaners), return emails (sorry if I owe you one). But I wake up on my days off, and I’m literally itching to go somewhere. Anywhere.Today was no exception. Waterfalls. I want to see waterfalls. While reading through the Lonely Planet, I had seen a blurb about Juwangsan. A national park about 2 to 3 hours north of Daegu. It sounded easy enough to get there. Take the bus from Dong Daegu, ride for 2 1/2 hours, get off and hike. Look at the waterfalls. Have a picnic. Come home.
I told the taxi driver to take me to Dong Daegu, the street where all the express bus terminals are. He did, I entered the terminal. In my best Korean, I asked for one ticket to Juwangsan. “Op-say-yo.” Not here. Don’t have it. I took out my Lonely Planet. Yes, I was at the bus station it mentioned. I went to the window again. Odi-ay-yo? Where do I get such ticket then? She told me, then wrote down the instructions, in Korean, on a sheet of scrap paper for me to give the taxi driver, just in case I mixed up a suffix here or there. I thanked her profusely, then hailed a taxi.
I arrived to Dongbu station only minutes later. I went in, asked for a ticket to Juwangsan. “Oh, Korean, Korean, Korean” and a worried look. *That* didn’t sound good. An elderly man sauntered up. “Where?” he demanded. Juwangsan, jushipshee-yo. “Ohhh. Bus, 15 minutes ago. Next bus, 2 hours.” Oh. That is bad. I thought for a moment. Did I really want to see waterfalls that badly? Would I even get to see any? It was approaching noon. Defeated, I left the bus station. As I crossed the parking lot, I thought to myself, No, I will go somewhere. I remembered someone emailing me about being able to see the sea from a hike at Bulkuksa. I’ll go there.
I crossed the radiating asphalt parking lot once again. I entered the station and the old man eyed me surprisingly. He once again sauntered over. “Where?” Kyeong-gu jushipshee-yo. I gave him my 3,000 won, he gave it to the lady at the ticket counter, she gave him a ticket, he gave it to me. Nothing like full employment.
I boarded the bus, found my assigned seat, and began reading my Korean lessons. I’m currently learning how to ask “Who’s at the door?” Not that that question does me much good, because if anyone answers in Korean, I’m going to have to open the door to see who it is anyway. I won’t understand what they’re saying. Every time I speak Korean, I envision myself sounding like a patronizing Korean version of Mr. Rogers. The people on these tapes are just too *nice* sounding.
An hour later I was at the Kyeong-gu bus terminal. I went inside, went up to the ticket window, and in my best Korean, said, Good afternoon. One ticket to Bulkuksa, please. The disinterested man behind the glass plate suddenly jerked his head up, saw me, and shouted “No English!” before slamming his window shut. I stood there dumbfounded. I thought about what I said. I didn’t speak English. I was speaking Korean. I went over in my head the sounds I had uttered. An-yong ha-say-yo. Bulkuksa, hanna, jushipshee-yo. Yes, that was Korean. I turned around. There was one other ticket window. Okay, if this person slams his window, I’m out of luck. I practiced what to say, considered writing it in Korean and just sliding him a note, but decided to try the vocal route once again. It turns out I didn’t need a ticket, I just needed to go out to the street and catch bus number 10 or 11 and it would take me there. I thanked him and headed out into the heat.
I boarded the bus and we were off. I watched as we passed fields and fields of just planted rice paddies, the sleek surface a perfect mirror for the mountains and clouds surrounding the fields. 45 minutes later, I was at the parking lot at Bulkuksa temple. I hiked up the brick path, past the old women selling refried corn dogs, grilled beetle bugs, and Buddha souvenirs. They yelled to me in Korean, enticing me to buy their wares, but I only smiled and nodded “anyong” as I passed by them.
I entered the temple grounds. So different from when I was here over Lunar New Year. Then, bitterly cold, though bright. Void of people. Blue and red lanterns strung everywhere. Today, so many people. Groups of senior citizens. Tour buses carrying Koreans from near and far. Couples, walking hand in hand, gazing lovingly into one another’s eyes. And it was hot. I pulled my increasingly damp hair off my neck and twisted it into a ponytail. I continued walking. The pond, before, was a hazy chunk of almost frozen ice, no greenery or life forms to be seen. Today, gold fish as big as my forearm swam here and there, chasing each other, pursing their lips to break the calm surface of the pond. Baby turtles swam with ease through the pond, crawling up onto a rock, joining dozens others already there, basking in the warm sun. Green surrounded and enveloped the pond. Bamboo, weeds, leaves, algae.
I reached the main halls of the temples. A children’s art exhibit adorned the walls. Chalk impressions of their interpretations of Bulkuksa. These were as beautiful as the buildings themselves. Violent greens, pinks, blues, not a white speck to be seen anywhere on the paper. Buddhas, not sitting serenely, but smiling huge grins, their eyes upside down u’s. I examined them all, laughing out loud at some of the renditions. I walked up the steep stairs to the various halls, content to observe Buddha from afar due to the hordes of people inside.
I found the path to Sokkoram Grotto and began walking up it. Lonely Planet had said there was a shuttle bus to take you to the Grotto, and if you had time, it recommended walking down the 3.5 km wooded path back to the temple. Well, if it recommended walking down it, surely I could walk up it as well, right? I soon found out why it didn’t recommend walking up it. Up is the operative word in that sentence. It wasn’t the most difficult, or the steepest, trail I’ve ever climbed. But it was steady. Steadily up. Some stairs, some steep inclines. It felt good, though, to be outside, breathing in the fresh air, and breathing it in solo. I was alone on the path. I listened to the birds, watched the sun flicker through the heavy canopy of leaves. An hour later, I reached the top.
I paid another admission fee, then continued down a well-traveled path to Sokkoram. I followed the tour bus passengers into the small shelter perched in the side of the mountain. There, a large, smooth, sandy colored Buddha sat watching those who passed by. A monk was saying prayers, beating a drum rhythmically, chanting, up, down, up, down. There were many signs, in all languages, asking visitors not to take pictures. I watched the monk, listened for several moments, then exited. I stood on the edge of the mountain, gazing out. The day was too hazy to see the sea, but I could see nearby mountains, trees, farms. A beautiful countryside. I carefully avoided being in the background of other’s pictures, then returned to the path I had just ascended, looking forward to a carefree descent.
As I walked down, a movement to the right of me caught my eye. I stood perfectly still and shifted my eyes. A tiny chipmunk sat, eating. I watched it for several moments, then it scampered off. I turned my gaze straight ahead to begin walking again. There, only inches in front of my eyes, dangled a spider. I slowly took a step back to avoid its sticky web. I watched it spin, dangle, spin some more, then stepped to the right and continued walking. I noticed a fork in the path. Hmmmm. I had not seen that earlier. I read the sign post. Straight ahead would take me back to Bulkuksa. To the left would take me to yyaaak- sooooo- do? toe? da? Hm. I know yak means medicine. The signpost indicated it was only .1 km away, so I decided to check it out.
As I wound my way along the narrow path, I heard water. Then, it appeared. Granite dragons, spitting water from their mouths. Several plastic ladles hung beside the dragons, aqua, navy, red. It looked so refreshing. And sounded so peaceful. I made my way to the water, selected an aqua ladle, and filled it at the dragon’s gushing mouth. I poured it into my mouth, creating my own waterfall, dribbling down my chin, my chest, onto my tummy. The mineral water tasted tinny, yet refreshing, on my dry tongue. After several scoops, I sat and rested. Just listened to the sounds. Looked at… nothing. Just looked.
Back down at the temple I made my way to the bus stop. I sat and waited. The bus came, I boarded. I noticed we passed the Folk Arts Village Chanta and I had visited over Lunar New Year. The day we visited, many of the artist’s workshops were closed. I rang the bell on the bus and hopped off. Maybe more would be open today. I started walking up the cobblestone path, rounded a corner, and oh, my god. Literally 800 middle school students, grouped in classes of 50, were coming towards me. They spotted me right away. “Hello! American! Miguk! How are youuuuu? Hel-loooo!” echoed all at once. I tried to smile, I tried to answer each greeting. I then tried to escape. They were everywhere. This must have been the official field trip day for all of the schools in the area. They were in the restrooms. In the workshops. On the paths. I made my way back to the bus stop quickly. I don’t do well in crowds. Especially when I’m the odd man out, so to speak.
The trip home was uneventful. Bus to bus terminal. Bus terminal to bus terminal. Bus terminal to taxi stand. Taxi to home. The bills are still there. The floor still needs to be cleaned. The emails still need to be written. But my itching has abated, at least for today.
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World-A Cup!
I ordered World Cup tickets almost a month ago. I received an email, in Korean, that I assumed told me to go to a local bank to pick them up. I showed the address to the taxi driver, a half hour later I was at the bank. I walked in, asked the guard where to pick up tickets and he pointed me to the right side of the bank. As I was waiting, I glanced at the sign overhead: Loans, Deposits, New Accounts, Lottery Tickets. Lottery tickets? At a bank??? Sure enough, there on the counter were stacks of scratch and win lottery tickets. I was tempted to buy one. Even though I couldn’t read the instructions. Even though I didn’t know the prize. But somehow wasn’t feeling the luck. Maybe next time… -
They Really Do Love Hair Dye…
As I was walking to and fro today, I witnessed three, yes, three, poodles with their ears dyed. One, a cool mint green. The second, a lovely shade of purple. And the third, variating shades of pale yellow to flaming orange. What will they think of next…. -
Meet and Greet
Hey, what is this sticker I see everywhere? I asked one of my students as I met him on the street, walking to school. I pointed to the sticker on the back windshield of the car, a black oval, with two white cartoon-ish children’s faces, a boy and a girl, smiling, and lots of Korean writing. “Say hello,” he answered. What do you mean, say hello? “Well, Koreans don’t really speak each other. You know, on the street. Maybe Westerners say hi to stranger. Or smile. Koreans, no. So, this sticker, it means, be first say hello.” I nodded. I don’t know how long this campaign has been around, but it doesn’t seem to have made an impact.On television, I saw an interesting commercial. A man, maybe from France, maybe from Italy, was in Seoul, lost, searching on his map for the World Cup Stadium (the games begin this week). He tried to stop many people to ask for directions, but everyone confronted him with an angry scowl and walked away. Finally, he stopped a little boy on a bike. The boy looked scared of this big, tall stranger. The man pointed on the map; the boy gave him a big smile and a ride on his bike. The slogan was something to the effect of “Help a stranger, make a friend. World Cup, Korea Team Fighting!”
I’ve got tickets to a couple of games – it’s going to be interesting to see if the advertising has worked…