Business Travel…

gives me the perfect opportunity to eavesdrop. I eat dinner alone and while waiting for the food to arrive, I pretend to read a book or a newspaper, all the while indulging in my secret vice.

Overheard in Reno, NV:

he: I’ve traveled to 47 of the 48 states.

she: The 48 continental states?

he: No, the 48 United States.

she: Dude, we have 51 states in the USA….

Was one added while I was out of the country?