It Took A Decade

I’ve lived in San Francisco, on and off, for 10 years now. And today was my first time attending a 49ers game. It was awesome. A beautiful sunny day, perhaps in the 70s, I, perfectly comfortable in a short sleeved shirt and a glass of icy lemonade in hand. A panoramic view of the field, good fans all around. Except the one man, that one very, very loud man behind me. Who, no less than 112 times during the game, exclaimed, no, screeched, in a bellowing way, “That is big! That is so big! Do you realize how big that is?”