“They will enjoy it instead of Coke”

Daniel sent me this link today. It got me thinking. They really need a marketer. I mean, “dog meat juice” just doesn’t sound appealing. Even if it is free. Even if it is tasty. I tried translating it into other languages to see if it sounds more appetizing. Kay ko-gee choos-sa. Jugo del perro. Hund fleisch saft. Il succo di carne di cane. Nope. Still doesn’t work for me.