In the grocery store . . .

I’m starting to recognize vegetables. I can tell the difference between the spinach, the bok choy, the seaweed, the cabbage. This sounds easy. It’s not. It’s a skill. They are all green and leafy.

But I noticed something today that disturbed me. In between the paper towels and the ramen there was a special display for Pringles. The potato chips in the cannister. Special deal – 3 pack of Pringles. Special price. Here were the flavors included in the 3 pack: Regular, Hot Tamale, and Funky Soy Sauce. I’m not lying. Funky Soy Sauce Pringles in a bright purple cannister. That’s just wrong.