We Do It Your Way . . .

While in the Seoul train station on Sunday, I decided to get some breakfast before boarding the train. That in itself is an oxymoron. Breakfast in Korea? Rice, kimchi, pork cutlet, etc. There really isn’t much differentiation between foods served at each meal. I walked into Burger King, dreaming of hash browns, biscuits, orange juice . . . And saw the lunch menu. Okay. Meal number 5. Chicken tenders and french fries. But I could get orange juice. One out of three ain’t bad . . . As I was waiting for my order, I started reading the sign on the counter. Advertising the “Chicken Sandwich Festival” in March. I didn’t realize chicken sandwiches now warrented their own month but I’ll go with it. Anything for a celebration. And here was the caption, “Take a bite of the mouse-watering, tasty Chicken Sandwich, Take a lot of benefits along with it!” I don’t know about you, but the thought of a mouse in my mouth doesn’t make anything water . . . . And I hate to think what kind of benefits I would derive from that . . .